February 2012
“I tell you, we are here on Earth to fart around, and don’t let anybody tell you...”
– Kurt Vonnegut, A Man Without A Country (via thief-of-always)
Bethan: Definitely just flashed myself, but not with boobs.
Me: How do you... - ohhh, grenade.
“When you don’t have many friends and you don’t have a social life you’re kind of...”
– Tim Burton (via siksta)
procrastinationandpokemon:
waitwuthuh:
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Success of the day:
Well, there are two.
1) Finally completed the Red Dead campaign and UGH I AM GRIEVING.
2) Got my friend to play all of Portal and I’ve now lent them Portal 2 to get through.
From the ashes 'til the ashes I return: Four... →
classyfoodmofo:
1.) Kraft Parmesan cheese
Why you have it: You’re a lazy, stupid asshole.
Why you shouldn’t have it: Somewhere in Illinois, Kraft has a factory where it “manufactures” the stuff that it sells in those green cans. Unbeknownst to most, the “factory” is actually what is…
kindle a flame in her heart: A New Policy Against... →
kitten-catten:
staff:
One of the great things about Tumblr is that people use it for just about every conceivable kind of expression. People being people, though, that means that Tumblr sometimes gets used for things that are just wrong. We are deeply committed to supporting and…
“One day we were in the make-up trailer and someone was brushing out Benedict’s...”
– Lara Pulver (via melloves)
Sex with Bjork is probably very conceptual and at...
dopernose:
But ultimately pretty satisfying.
